The vast majority of the sales I do are commissions, where you get to decide the style of portable and colors you’d like for your portable. The downside to commissions is that there is a wait time of one to two months while I work to assemble the portable. I occasionally have portables available for immediate sale, if any are currently available then they can be found on the Immediate Sales page.
The Wiiboy Color
My latest portable, designed to be the size of an original Game Boy Color while still maintaining the feature set of any good portable Wii.
Features:
3.5” 480p IPS display
Built with a real Wii inside so that there is zero lag or emulation involved for Wii and GameCube games
The ability to emulate a variety of systems, including NES, SNES, GB/C/A, N64, and more. This can be done through the Virtual Console system or through Homebrew emulators.
Built in GameCube controller (buttons and joysticks come from the Nintendo Switch and DS Lite systems)
Charging and data transfer through USB-C
Digital audio through the speaker and through headphones
The current price for a Wiiboy Color commission is yeah I’m not doing sales right now sorry. If you would like more information on the build then please check out the dedicated Wiiboy Color Commissions page for all of the details regarding that sort of sale. Keep an eye on my Instagram and Twitter if you want to snag one when they go up for sale, they usually sell within an hour.
The Louii
Features:
5” 480p display
Built with a real Wii inside so that there is zero lag or emulation involved for Wii and GameCube games
The ability to emulate a variety of systems, including NES, SNES, GB/C/A, N64, and more. This can be done through the Virtual Console system or through Homebrew emulators.
Built in GameCube controller (buttons and joysticks come from Nintendo Switch joycons)
Easily accessible micro-SD port for transferring games and saves to the system
Digital audio through the speakers and headphones
The current price for a Louii commission is $1500. If you would like more information on the build then please check out the dedicated Louii Commissions page for all of the details regarding that sort of sale. You can follow my Instagram and Twitter to see when I’m doing immediate sales.
The PS2 Eclipse
Features:
5” 480p display
Built with a real PS2 inside so that there’s no lag during gameplay.
The ability to emulate a variety of systems, including NES, SNES, GB/C/A, and more.
USB-C fast charging
Internal game storage accessible through the USB-C port
Digital audio through the speakers and headphones
The current price for a PS2 Eclipse is $1,000,000. If you would like more information on the build or would like to proceed with getting on a waiting list then please consider paying your taxes.
The Nintendo FakeCube
Features:
5” 480p display
Built with a real Wii inside so that all games run flawlessly thanks to the power of backwards compatibility. Also plays Wii games flawlessly, but we don’t talk about that.
The ability to emulate a variety of systems, including NES, SNES, GB/C/A, N64 and more.
USB-C fast charging
Internal game storage accessible through the USB-C port
Digital audio through the speakers and headphones
A nice disk slot that doesn’t have a way to read discs.
An incredible hour and 20 minutes of battery life
I will almost certainly never do sales on these. The design is flawed in a variety of ways, and it’s not fit to be much more than a shelf piece. It’s a very pretty portable, but the worst one I’ve ever built in terms of usability.